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It doesn’t matter if there are carollers outside, or if
it’s slap bang in the middle of the hottest summer,
there’s always time for Die Hard. The quintessential
action movie of well, ever, sees Bruce Willis trade in
his sitcom origins for a dirty vest and a Beretta.
New York cop John Mcclane’s (Willis), holiday
season is about to get a whole lot worse. When
Alan Rickman and his band of not-so-merry men
shoot their way into an LA skyscraper and hold the
partying office workers hostage, Mcclane happens
to find himself in the wrong place at the right time.
Leader of this German ‘terrorist’ group, Hans Gruber,
is not just my favourite Rickman role (dodgy accent
aside) but perhaps the greatest villain in Hollywood
history.
Director John McTiernan, fresh off of the surprise
hit Predator, delivers this masterclass in tension
and set-piece action only a year later, making Willis
a household name in the process. A myriad of
copycats, including four sequels(!), over the years
did little to dilute the impact the original had, and
still has to this day, thirty years later. (Jack Whiting)
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Benedict Cumberbatch is the last person I’d expect to voice this classic character, but he does an impressive job embodying the surly, sour, but ultimately wounded soul.
The Grinch lives on a mountain high above the town of Whovillle, where festive goodwill is spreading like an epidemic. Like Scrooge, there’s an explanation for his shrivelled heart that’s rooted in the Grinch’s backstory: he grew up unloved in an orphanage where Christmas came not even once a year.
To destroy the fun for everyone else, the Grinch is impersonating Santa to steal the town’s presents.
At the same time, cute-as-a-button poppet Cindy Lou cracks a plan to trap Santa as he comes down the chimney to be doubly sure her Christmas wishes come true.
While this is a much safer iteration of the Dr. Zeus creation; far more so than the admittedly terrifying, Jim Carrey horror show from nearly two decades ago, and though its ambition remains rather low, the visual gags and charm will warm over any cold critic. (Jack Whiting). It looks and sounds like great fun. Nobody here will be nit-picking. Bring the street. Or to keep a safe distance, perhaps the next street along..
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Britain's most loveable bear is back for another charming adventure, this time travelling deep into the South American rainforest.
Needing to break their routine, the Browns and Mrs. Bird join Paddington on a trip to Peru to visit his Aunt Lucy, only for the Reverend Mother (Olivia Colman) who runs Lucy's retirement home to tell them she has vanished. With boat captain Hunter (Antonio Banderas) and his daughter Gina, they venture into the jungle, where a mythical monument stirs rumours of El Dorado, sparking greed and leading to yet another perilous and purely Paddington-esque caper.
While both director and writer have changed since his last outing, things remains whimsical and fun. Packed with jokes and cultural references from Indiana Jones to The Sound of Music, the story playfully nods to British eccentricities, all seen through the eyes of this lovable furry outsider. Whishaw and co are as exceptional as always, while franchise newcomers Colman and Banderas dive right in, creating colourfully bonkers characters who are equally hilarious.
It might not quite match Paddington 2 (at this point a modern classic) but it’s still a blast, for audiences young and old. And stay for the closing credit sequences!
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Peter Wright’s much-loved production for The Royal Ballet keeps true to the spirit of this festive ballet favourite.
Bringing to life the timeless charm of this Christmas classic, the production follows Clara as she is swept into a magical adventure on Christmas Eve. After a festive party, she is whisked away into a fantastical world once everyone else has gone to bed, where her enchanted Nutcracker transforms into a brave hero. Together, they battle the menacing Mouse King and journey to the glittering Kingdom of Sweets, where they are greeted by the enchanting Sugar Plum Fairy, who welcomes them with open arms.
Tchaikovsky’s ravishing score, sumptuous period designs by Julia Trevelyan Oman (including an ingenious magical Christmas Tree), an exquisite Sugar Plum Fairy and chivalrous Prince all come together to combine the thrill of the fairy tale with spectacular dancing from the Royal Ballet.
It has been running since the mid-1980s, but this looks as fresh as if newly minted, with every element creating theatrical magic. A sparkling feast for the eyes, this is a festive treat for the whole family to enjoy and cherish
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Parisian taxi driver Charles (Dany Boon) is not having a good day. In fact he’s not having a good anything.
He is tired of barely making a living. He is tired of missing out on life with his partner and their daughter. When he gets a call to pick up an elderly passenger on the other side of Paris, he’s not keen to take the fare until the operator assures him he can turn his meter on from his start point.
His passenger is Madeleine (Line Renaud), a woman in her nineties who is finally moving out of her house into a nursing home. It’s not something she’s happy about but with no family to help her, it is a sad inevitability. Madeleine is in no rush to reach the home and encourages Charles to make stops along the way so she can revisit the Paris of her youth.
As the film progresses, Madeleine’s life story becomes increasingly unexpected, and against his will, Charles finds himself sucked into it. And, more to the point, enraptured with the effervescent Madeleine
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Back, for as long as it likes. From nowhere in 2006 A-list big man Liev Schreiber on a-day-off from tough-guy, turned in this extraordinarily beautiful piece of storytelling from script to made-look-easy directing. And what a timeless treasure it is.
Eugene Hutz’s perplexed Alex, our ‘guide’, his straight-faced story telling and of the haunting film-score is from him too, and his real-life band: ‘Gogol Bordello’ (they are at the train-station)
A heartstopping surprise from its first outing at the Rex 15 years ago, Jonathan Safran Foer’s real family tale and best-seller.
Geeky ‘Jonfen’ (Elijah Wood) travels from America in search of Augustine, whom he believes saved his grandfather during the Nazis razing of Trachimbrod a now lost, Ukranian town. It was wiped-out. Armed with a yellowing photograph, he begins his search with the unlikely Alex, his grandfather (Boris Leskin) and his ‘seeing-eye bitch’. Alex’s butchery of the English language and passion for all things American is a tragi-comic joy from the start. You will be glad to be in the presence of every word and gesture. It is as unexpected as it is beautiful. It will touch you now. Then, it will fill your hearts long after and for years to come…
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Ridley Scott’s return to the Roman arena is something of a repeat, but it’s still a ludicrously engaging epic, and Paul Mescal is a formidable lead. We are entertained.
15 years have passed since Russel Crowe’s Maximus defied an empire. His son Lucius (Mescal) has grown into manhood in Numidia, northern Africa, and soon plunges into war against the Roman invaders. Scott is in total command of the action scenes, and makes that point with an extravagant opening battle. Numidians catapult balls of fire toward the approaching Roman ships; Lucius's wife is killed, he is captured, and surprise surprise, is sold into slavery as a gladiator. His destiny brings him to Rome, vowing revenge against the empire's General Acacius (Pedro Pascal).
Denzel Washington plays the cunning and ambitious slave-owner Macrinus, who plans to parlay his warlord status into political power. Meanwhile, Rome itself is no better after the last film; now we have not one, but two insufferable Caesars in Geta (Joseph Quinn) and Caracalla (Fred Hechinger).
This is a sequel that delivers on upping the ante, and while Mescal doesn’t quite match Crowe’s intensity (who does?) it is nonetheless an utterly thrilling spectacle
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Every screening sold out since its first in Sept 2006, and ever since. It will take you on an unanticipated, emotional ride. The characters are beautifully drawn, and unlike those that leave you empty, this will warm your heart. It tells the story of the Hoovers, one of the most endearingly fractured families you’re ever likely to meet. To fulfil the dream-wish of seven-year-old Olive, the whole motley family, trek to the Little Miss Sunshine pageant in California. Along the way they must deal with crushed dreams, heartbreaks and a broken-down van. The family is made up of an uncommonly natural little miss Olive, a silent, Nietzsche-reading teenager, a suicidal uncle, an embarrassingly optimistic dad, a scatty mother, and a horny, coke-snorting grandfather with a penchant for creative profanity (the wholly original Alan Arkin, got Best Supporting Oscar for this) This is a beautifully observed road movie, where sanity takes a back seat, while innocence and hope drive it every step of the way. Come now, see it afresh, untampered on our big screen, before it goes missing.
Alan Arkin 26/3/34 – 29/6/23
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