Phantom Thread (15)

Phantom Thread

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Tailor made to both seduce and estrange; Paul Thomas Anderson’s deftly spun yarn of obsession is captivating and quietly alluring.

Before I gush over Anderson’s delicate framing and Jonny Greenwood’s swooning, orchestral arrangements; let’s unravel the story. It takes place in a newly decadent post-war 1950s London and follows esteemed dressmaker Reynolds Woodcock (Daniel Day-Lewis) who compartmentalises his life so personal distractions can’t penetrate the bubble he builds around his obsessive work. Woodcock allows only two people into his space: his sister Cyril (Lesley Manville) who takes care of the day-to-day business of living, and his mother, who is dead but spookily ever present. It’s when he meets Alma (Vicky Krieps - stealing every scene from under Day-Lewis) that the seams of his obsessive life are revealed. Alma is not like the other muses he tires of. She has a confidence that surprises him, yet when the fascination that fuels his longing for her inevitably fades, she adopts a sinister method of reigniting his interest.

With Day-Lewis once again, and for the last time? on top form, Anderson has sewn together an otherworldly masterpiece. (research Jack Whiting)

See it before you too tire of the next thrill…

Fifty Shades Freed (18)

Fifty Shades Freed

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Three films in and we reach the (anti) climax of the most vanilla of erotic thrillers.

The story makes so little sense it borders on ‘Plot, what plot?’ is as follows:

We rejoin Anastasia (Dakota Johnson) and her sadist prince Mr. Grey (Jamie Dornan) after a glossy honeymoon in France, complete with breaks for being blindfolded and worked over with her husband’s usual tools. Once they’re back in Seattle, Christian does, well whatever gazillionaires do, and she plies her trade as a fiction editor. But mild peril soon arrives in the form of Ana’s sleazy former boss Mr Hyde (Eric Johnson) who is obsessed with Christian for a murky (who cares) reason from the past. Oh and there’s some sex too, but don’t worry, it doesn’t spoil the ‘story’. They don’t even really behave like a couple. They’re more like co-workers, who sometimes have to lick each other’s nipples. If a married couple enacting slow bouts of missionary to Liam Payne from One Direction is deemed kinky, then eroticism in mainstream cinema is indeed doomed. May I suggest a new safe-sex word: ‘roll-credits’. (research Jack Whiting)

So nothing to dampen a seat, but there is a car chase! It too, all revs no thrust.

The Shape of Water (15)

The Shape of Water

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Mute janitor falls for fish creature isn’t one you’d peg for Oscar glory, yet Guillermo del Toro’s sumptuous fantasy romance is just that.

The Mexican filmmaker has made an honest-to-god B-movie creature-feature that’s also, somehow, a shimmeringly earnest and boundlessly beautiful melodrama. It’s Beauty and the Beast meets Creature from the Black Lagoon. Sally Hawkins is unforgettable as Elisa, an orphan who was abused as a child (her vocal cords were severed) and now makes a living as a cleaner at an underground government facility in Baltimore 1962.

Our aquatic friend (Doug Jones) known as “the Asset” was captured from its habitat in the Amazon, where it is said to be a revered god. Now, as a literal prisoner of US paranoia, is being tortured with a cattle prod. Agent Strickland (Michael Shannon) sees the monster as a freakish affront to God. Nasty experiments, which will allegedly give the U.S. an advantage over the Russians in the Cold War, await the hapless gill-man.

Del Toro’s unconventional and impassioned love story is brimming with his trademark flair for the weird – Pan’s Labyrinth and Hellboy are mythological wonders – and yet it all feels beautifully grounded. (Jack Whiting) Beautifully grounded indeed.

Finding Your Feet (12A)

Finding Your Feet

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Director Richard Loncraine and his all-star cast

present what promises to be the breakaway hit

of the year. Imelda Staunton recently claimed that

ageing cinema audiences wished to watch films

with intelligent dialogue that deal with real people,

subsequently trash-talking a stream of recent

let-downs as ‘terrible’ blockbusters which gave

the impression that ‘millions’ were lavished on the

special effects and ‘£4.80 on the script’ (almost a

matinee seat). No finer example then in this delightful

comedy-drama. Here she plays self-proclaimed

‘Lady’ Sandra Abbott who, after forty years of married

middle-England life, discovers her husband has been

having an affair with her best friend. Ditching her

plush Surrey home, she traces her estranged, freespirited

older sister Bif (Imrie) to an inner-London

council estate.

Reluctantly dragged along to a local community

dance class, she is introduced to her sister’s friends

Ted (David Hayman) Charlie (Timothy Spall) and

Jackie (Joanna Lumley). Gradually, she comes to

realise that retirement is in fact only a new beginning,

and that her impending divorce might just give her

a whole new lease of life and love. Unquestionable,

undeniable, unmissable entertainment. (research Chris

Coetsee) With this cast, fun, self deprecating, low key

British humour, is guaranteed. Come.

Coco (PG)


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Heart and humanity are at the core of Pixar’s latest

creation, a vibrant celebration of Mexican culture.

12-year-old Miguel Rivera has just one passion in

life; to play the guitar. Unfortunately however, Miguel

belongs to a family of humble shoemakers where

music has been forbidden for generations. When

caught stealing the prized guitar of local singing

legend Ernesto de la Cruz, he unwittingly unleashes

a curse, forcing him to travel to the Land of the Dead

where he must seek not only his family’s forgiveness

but also their blessing before being allowed to return

home. Without question the studio’s finest output

since 2015’s Inside Out, Coco represents some of the

Pixar’s most colourful and culturally defined work to

date. A total delight with a sparkling intergenerational

message of family, heritage and the power of music.

“Effortlessly gliding between kid-friendly spectacle

and heart-tugging emotion by way of surrealist

touches and a hilariously specific recurring joke

about Frida Kahlo’s unibrow, Coco is a goofy joy from

start to finish.” (Time Out)

“A rousing, affecting, fun and much-needed return to

form after underwhelming Finding Nemo and Cars

sequels.” (Guardian) (research Chris Coetsee) It may

win gongs, but don’t let that put you off.

A Fantastic Woman (15)

A Fantastic Woman

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At the core of this indelibly moving film (Chile’s

entry in the Oscar race for Best Foreign-Language

feature) is a performance of unsurpassing beauty

and tenderness.

A Fantastic Woman is a tough, touching story of

a singer ravaged by grief after the death of her

older lover. The wistful drama follows the journey

of a heroine who has rarely been positioned as a

screen protagonist: a transgender woman. Meet

Marina, played with fire and vulnerability by Chilean

transgender actress Daniela Vega. It begins with her

having to downplay the nature of her relationship

with Orlando and soon escalates into denying that

her dead lover paid her for her companionship.

Orlando’s ex-wife rejects Marina for being abnormal,

snidely referring to her as a “chimera”. Orlando’s

son does far worse, taping her mouth shut and

stealing her dog. Vega brings heart and soul to the

movie’s heroine as she navigates a difficult quest

to make the world accept her as she accepts and

validates herself, and director Sebastián Lelio’s

(Gloria) is with her every step of the way, delivering

a gripping, nuanced character study that humiliates

our ignorance. (research Jack Whiting) Tootsie it ain’t.

Come and see what…

I, Tonya (15)

I, Tonya

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In 1991, Tonya Harding became the first American

woman to perform the triple axel, a feat which

established her as one of the top ice skaters in

the world. But she was from the wrong side of the

tracks. In a move which stunned the sporting world,

she found herself embroiled in a bungled plot to

eliminate her chief skating rival, Nancy Kerrigan

(from the right side). Smartly and ironically penned,

it unfolds as a narrated biography with mock

interview interjections from its lead characters as

they reflect on, and often comically deny, both the

film and Harding’s version of events. A bold, and

surprisingly effective narrative choice.

Harding is presented as a frank, layered individual

rather than the one-dimensional villain we’ve been

sold; a masterstroke which pays off in spades,

largely due to Margot Robbie’s mesmerising

transformation into the skater. A remarkable story

of a woman who was never accepted in the skating

frat, but who, through a clawing struggle for love

and acceptance, surrounds herself with some of the

worst people possible. Villain or victim? After all,

truth is stranger than fiction. (Research Chris Coetsee)

How much of this film might be true, doesn’t matter,

it’s a riveting tale. Come for that.

Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle (12A)

Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle

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“Does anyone even play board games anymore?” Chimed one studio exec as they wrote a blank cheque to greenlight Welcome to the Jungle.

How do you re-introduce a bizarre nineties fantasy starring Robin Williams to a new (mostly attention deficit) generation? Simple: video-games, and The Rock. This new digital landscape couldn’t be further from the dark fable of the original. Here it’s all fast paced action, explosions, and body-swap slapstick; that’s not a bad thing, mind you. Rather than having all sorts of scary things emerge from an ancient board-game; four teens get sucked into the Atari-esque computer and take the form of their in-game avatars: Jack Black, Karen Gillan, Kevin Hart, and of course, Mr Johnson himself leading the pack. To get back home to the real world, the four avatars have to group together to complete the game. They have three lives each. This allows the filmmakers to indulge in a few enjoyably morbid gags in which characters fall off cliffs or are gouged by wild animals.

Sure, the video-game references feel out of date and there’s no replacing Robin Williams, but this Jumanji gets by on the self-mocking tone and the charms of its heroes. (research Jack Whiting)

Lady Bird (15)

Lady Bird

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Greta Gerwig’s offbeat sensibility is usually left

to her on-screen personas via indie ‘dramedies’.

With Lady Bird, we witness her full potential as a

filmmaker with a voice.

This coming-of-age story takes the broad details

of Gerwig’s own upbringing and uses them to

create moments full of spiky humour, all the while

sketching a family set-up loaded with struggle.

Saoirse Ronan’s characterisation of 17-year-old

Christine “Lady Bird” McPherson has the forceful

momentum of a natural disaster.

Unlike the rich kids at her Catholic School,

Christine’s family is scraping by on mum’s nurse’s

salary. She has no interest in being defined by her

socioeconomic bracket and clashes with her mother

over everything.

Saoirse Ronan whirlwinds through every scene,

bristling with a feral desire for experience. Lady Bird

is a small film making a lot of big noise; a hidden

gem that has been exposed in the Oscar spotlight.

It deserves the exposure because Lady Bird is

bursting with warmth, wit and melancholy; it is both

thrillingly real and deeply personal. Gerwig, Ronan,

take a bow. (Jack Whiting)

Come and see if it moves you too.